March 2, 2006...4:53 pm

Nationalelf Receive An Italian Lesson

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Football again, something of a theme this week, but the German national team’s mauling at the hands of the Azzurri last night is such big news that it has even made it to the Guardian news blog, and when Germany lose 4-1 it has got to be worth a comment.  Could Germany get knocked out in the first round of the World Cup on home turf?  On the evidence last night, it’s definately possible.

The biggest problem last night in the game against Italy, apart from going behind so quickly that Klinsi’s masterplan - whatever it might have been - was out of the window before the game had hardly begun, was the complete absence of the best German player of the generation.  Michael Ballack might have been on the pitch, but he was completely anonymous for long periods of the game.  Now strikers can get away with this, Gary Lineker was famous for only touching the ball twice in ninety minutes but scoring two goals, but when you are the man the whole team is built around then you can’t afford to go missing.

Added to this is the fact that the German team is relatively young, and so it is up to players like Ballack (who was the captain yesterday) to lead by example.  But he didn’t seem to want the ball.  Compare this to the Robert Baggio of 1994, who almost single-handedly took an average Italy side to the World Cup final, or Steven Gerrard in last year’s Liverpool team that somehow won the Champion’s League despite the fact that they came 5th in a distinctly mediocre Premier League. 

One player, if good enough, inspired enough, can lift those around him.  Someone needs to take responsibility in the German team, especially when things aren’t going well.  That someone should be Ballack, but it seems more and more doubtful whether he has it in him.

Damn, I didn’t want this post to turn into a Ballack-bashing session.  I think he’s a wonderful footballer that could be one of the greatest.  And it shouldn’t be all doom and gloom for the German team either, they’ve got some great players, but they need a steadying hand in the midfield to keep the structure. 

I might be slightly biased, but there’s a fellow playing on Merseyside at the moment that knows how to hold the midfield, keep the ball, and allow his team-mates to play.  He might take some of that responsibility off Ballack’s shoulders and set him free. Come on Klinsi, give Didi a call.  Do you remember the second half in Istanbul?  That might be just what you need.

Oh, and Ballack to Chelsea?  I really want to like you Michael, but you make it tough!

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6 Comments

  • “National elf?” I thought. “Italian lessons?” I thought. I thought you must be on about the Olympic closing ceremony. Then I remembered we live in Germany. I should get out more…

    My utterly inexpert view is that the Germans will perform vaguely okayly at the World Cup. At home. The big occasion. All that. Look how pants they were at the last World Cup and they still got to the final. Mind you, they were pretty abysmal at Euro 2004. My beloved and I had to suppress our sniggers (and vague joy) as we watched them get whooped by the Czechs that summer surrounded by beer-swilling locals. To integrate as best we could, and to show sympathy, we swilled along.

  • They could do alright, with a following wind and some good performances, namely from the aforementioned Mr Ballack. The last time they only got to the final because of Mr Kahn, and he’s not the same player as four years ago…so if you know any Poles you might just have someone to party with in June.

    I guess we’ll see :-)

    (I actually would like Germany to do well, host nation and all that. It’s good for the atmosphere… ;)

  • Yes, so would I (in spite of the 2004 sniggering). To my own amazement, I found myself rooting for them in the 2002 final, much to the disgust of anyone I mentioned this to back in England. It was fun after the final going out into Berlin. The streets were full of drinking folk singing, “Scheiss egal, Scheiss egal, Scheiss egal,” to the tune of, “‘ere we go, ‘ere we go, ‘ere we go.” Football transcends frontiers in so may ways!

  • Hehe…I was here for that too, and found myself supporting Germany having been an ABG for all the previous games.

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